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Sergeant_Whitespace (Gregory T. Whitespace)
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  • Clear sailing ahead.


  • Clear sailing ahead.


  • Clear sailing ahead.

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User Since
Apr 1 2015, 8:12 AM (314 w, 3 d)

What did you just say about me, you whitespace recruit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Indentation Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Formatting, and I have over 300 confirmed patch rejections. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Indentation armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with submitting those weak patches to me over the Internet? Think again, cadet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your commit count. Your patchcount is dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your patch in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed reviewing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Enlightenment Whitespace Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable diff off the face of the continent, you novice indenter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” newline was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your enter key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will furiously reject all of your patch and you will drown in that rejection. Your patch is dead, kiddo.

Recent Activity

Apr 1 2015

Sergeant_Whitespace requested changes to D1538: Ecore_Input: define data type for joysticks.

I would throw down my hat at the whitespace inconsistencies in this patch, but recent EWC regulation changes have forbidden that.

Apr 1 2015, 2:07 PM · efl